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Woman Encourages People To ‘Sun Their Buttholes’ And People Are Confused

The internet is a very strange place, to say the least. You can search for one thing, and accidentally end up with a typo and stumble over something completely different. I think that’s what must have happened with this one because there’s no way in hell this can be common. 

One woman has left the internet shocked after she posted a picture of herself to Instagram showing her thousands of followers how she “suns” her butthole.

That’s right. You read that correctly. “Metaphysical Meagan”, a Californian resident, urged her fans to get naked and lie in the direction of the sun in order to improve her health, and her tan, of course.

Credit: https://www.instagram.com/metaphysicalmeagan/

In the caption, she wrote about the benefits of the process she likes to call “perineum sunning.” According to her, just 30 seconds of pointing your tush in the sunlight can equal up to a full day of sunlight with your clothes on. I mean, it is a pretty extreme form of getting in that vitamin D but hey, if it works, it works.

She also mentioned that this method has been around for ages, but is not as common anymore. Here’s a little newsflash, there’s a reason why it doesn’t happen anymore! I don’t want to be walking along the beach, enjoying my day and then receive an eyeful of a butthole.

No thank you.

Credit: https://www.instagram.com/metaphysicalmeagan/

But Meagan assures us all that the benefits are worth it. You get a “surge of energy” as well as “better sleep.” She also mentioned that it attracts other people on the same wavelength as her, but for me personally, I don’t think I’ll be giving into the practice. I think I’d rather stick with my Vitamin D deficiency. 

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