The world’s on it’s arse at the moment and will be for a long time, but with things being as upside down as they currently are, I don’t think any of us could have ever predicted that we’d have to now live in fear of homicidal monkeys on motorcycles stealing our children.
Yet this is the reality that has dawned upon Indonesia in a video clip that has rapidly gone viral in the last 24 hours.
Honestly, this may just be the scariest video we’ve seen in a long time, perhaps since the dark, dark days of ‘Two Girls, One Cup’ permanently scarring everyone.
The utterly terrifying video has already amassed close to 14 million views on Twitter and honestly, do we really need motorcycling monkey gangs causing chaos when we’re already trying desperately to rid Earth of a deadly virus? Can we not just catch a f**king break, please?